Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic.

LG have just announced the release of the new HS102 LG Mobile Entertainment Projector. Weighing less than 1kg, having a lamp that never needs replacing, and having a whole load of different inputs and outputs, are just a few of the things that impressed me when I was going through the press release.

A runaway pig with a huge appetite for trouble, and bananas, will get to focus his energies on sows after his dramatic capture today.

Bruce, aka Pigzilla, who had moved in and taken over a small farm outside Uki in northern New South Wales in recent weeks, was captured by rangers from the Rural Land Protection Board.